A list I can understand and appreciate
You know how people are always telling you things you HAVE to do? I can't stand that. As soon as someone says, "YOU HAVE TO..." a door slams shut in my soul and somewhere, a kitten hacks up a hairball.
I follow Michael Ian Black on Twitter, and he just developed the opposite of the Bucket List (things you want to do or think you should do before you die, though I haven't seen that movie--and by the way, where WAS Jack Nicholson on Oscar night?). MIB's list is called The Fuck It List. Before today, getting a root canal was on my list, but now it's too late. As I sit here drooling on myself--mostly because one side of my face is numb, but also because there's a bottle of Vicodin in front of me--I've been wondering what things are on my Fuck It List. Definitely "eating monkey brains."
What's on your list of things you don't have to do before you die?
