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In honor of some real characters

August 20th, 2009 (04:12 am)

current mood: silly

Dear Greg:

I didn't know, or had forgotten, that you share a birthday with the late Jacqueline Susann. It set me to wondering... If you were in a movie based on Susann's most famous novel, which role would you play?

Fading star, Helen Lawson?

Now get out of my way, I've got a man waiting for me.

Lonely Anne Welles?

You've got to climb Mount Everest to reach the Valley of the Dolls.

Fiery Neely O'Hara?

I have to get up at five o'clock in the morning and SPARKLE, Neely, SPARKLE!

Or, in the Valley of the Gregs, would you be the beautiful but doomed Jennifer North?

The sanitarium was very expensive!

After thinking it over, I'm sure you'd carry off any of Susann's characters with aplomb.

Happy birthday, doll!


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