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LJ Runway Monday: Finale, Part I (PR 6:13)

November 16th, 2009 (02:44 am)
rushed

current mood: rushed

On the most recent episode of Lifetime's Project Runway, the three finalists left L.A. to go home and work on their final collections. Tim Gunn did home visits to check on their progress. Later, the designers headed to New York for Fashion Week.

Meanwhile, in Houston...



Outside The Compound gates at dusk, a man approaches and hits a buzzer.

Bzzzzzzt.

[Raucous sounds of dogs barking.]

Intercom voice: Go away. I'm reading Facebook.

Man: Tim Gunn here to do a home visit with Becks.

Intercom voice: Who?

Tim Gunn: BECKS.

Intercom voice: No, I'm Becks. Who did you say you are?

Tim Gunn: It's Tim Gunn from Lifetime's Project Runway. I'm here to check on the progress of your final collection.

Becks: Go away. I'm...sewing.

Tim Gunn: Right. That's why I'm here. I need to mentor you.

.....

.....

Bzzzzzzt.

[Raucous sounds of dogs barking.]

.....

A woman appears.


Woman: Hello, Tim. Look how svelte I am. Am I pregnant? Did I already have the baby? Everyone's so confused about this season. When did we tape? Was it Fall Fashion Week or Spring Fashion Week? Nina Garcia and Michael Kors: Now you see them, now you don't. Do we air on Wednesdays? Thursdays? Are we taping in Manhattan or L.A.?

Tim Gunn: Heidi Klum, what are you doing here? The home visits are my part of the show.

Heidi Klum: Listen, Mr. Make It Work, this show was meant to help me outshine Tyra Banks. But then everybody liked you best. Now I hear our threat level of being canceled is oranger than Michael Kors, so I'm getting all the air time I can.

Heidi presses the buzzer.

Bzzzzzzt.

[Raucous sounds of dogs barking.]

Becks: Go away! I'm watching an America's Next Top Model marathon.

Heidi Klum: [Grrrrrr.] It's Heidi Klum. I'm here with Tim Gunn to see how your final collection is progressing.

Becks: Go away. I'm ruching.

Heidi Klum: She's Russian? I thought she grew up in Alabama.

Tim Gunn: She's ruching.

Heidi Klum: Rushing?

Another woman appears.


Other woman: Ruching. It's a French sewing term that means gathering, ruffling, or pleating.

Heidi Klum: I know that. Who are you?

Other woman: I'm Heidi Gunn.

Heidi Klum and Tim Gunn: ........

Heidi Gunn: I was last season's producer of Live Journal's Runway Monday.

Heidi Klum: Right. Our attorneys would like to talk to you.

Heidi Gunn: Hey, Runway Monday is an homage to your show. Just like I'm an homage to you and Tim.

Tim Gunn: She does look like you, Heidi.

Heidi Klum: What are you talking about? She's a total Barbie.

Heidi Gunn: Check your ass, Heidi Klum. I think you'll find Mattel stamped there.

Heidi Gunn reaches for the buzzer.

Bzzzzzzt.

[Raucous sounds of dogs barking.]

Becks: Go away! I'm sewing as fast as I can!

Heidi Gunn: You still have to find your models!

Heidi Klum: And get them to hair and makeup!

Becks: I've chosen all my models. Half of them already have their hair braided and styled.

Heidi Klum: Braids? I hope you're not going Oktoberfest on us. Did you not see Episode 8?

Heidi Gunn: A word with you, Heidi Klum. I'm German, too. Why the Oktoberfest hate?


Heidi Klum: Auf wiedersehen.


Tim Gunn: Sorry, Becks's readers. Apparently there's nothing to see here yet. Tune in next week.

[Raucous sounds of dogs barking.]

Previous designs from this season:

6:12--The Art of Fashion
6:11--The Best of the Best
6:10--Around the World in Two Days
6:9--Sequins, Feathers and Fur, Oh My!
6:8--A Fashionable New Beginning
6:7--The Sky's the Limit
6:6--Lights, Camera, Sew!
6:5--Fashion Headliners
6:4--What a Woman Wants
6:3--Rumble on the Runway
6:2--We Expect Fashion
6:1--The Red Carpet

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